Not New Jersey – Jersey Dictionary
Not New Jersey — a clarification many Jersey locals have had to make more than once.
Part of the Jersey Dictionary series, this t-shirt features a clean, dictionary-style definition of a phrase often used when explaining Jersey to the outside world. It’s dry, understated humour that locals, expats, and visitors instantly understand.
Renowned for its soft feel and smooth finish, this t-shirt is designed for everyday wear. With a comfortable, modern fit and a clean look that lasts, it’s a subtle, wearable nod to island life that works just as well as a gift as it does in your own wardrobe.
👕 Product Details
Classic unisex t-shirt with a soft, comfortable feel
Smooth printing surface with high stitch density
Seamless double-needle collar
Tubular fit to minimise torque
Tear-away label for comfort and easy rebranding
Available in a wide range of colours
🧵 Fabric & Materials
Solid colours: 100% ring-spun cotton
✨ Why you’ll love it
Clean, dictionary-style design that won’t date
Soft, comfortable fabric with a premium feel
Subtle Jersey humour, done properly
Part of the Jersey Dictionary collection
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71 | 74 | 76 | 79 | 81 | 85 |
| B) Width (cm) | 92 | 102 | 112 | 122 | 132 | 142 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 46 | 51 | 56 | 61 | 66 | 71 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29.1 | 29.9 | 31.1 | 31.9 | 33.5 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36.2 | 40.2 | 44.1 | 48 | 52 | 55.9 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18.1 | 20.1 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
Care Instructions
| General | A durable, comfortable, and versatile t-shirt that excels in printability and wearability, making it a top choice for custom designs . |
| Wash | The t-shirt should be washed with similar colors and can sustain regular washing without losing color or shape. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to maintain the integrity of the print and fabric. |
| Store | Keep this T-shirt in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain its color and fabric integrity. |