Not France – Jersey Dictionary

Not France — a clarification many Jersey locals have had to make more than once.

Part of the Jersey Dictionary series, this heavyweight t-shirt features a clean, dictionary-style definition of a phrase often used when explaining Jersey to the outside world. It’s dry, understated humour that locals, expats, and visitors instantly understand.

Made from durable heavyweight cotton with a relaxed, classic fit, this t-shirt is designed for everyday wear and built to last. A subtle, wearable nod to island life that works just as well as a gift as it does in your own wardrobe.

👕 Product Details

• Classic unisex fit with a relaxed, comfortable feel

• Heavyweight cotton for durability and structure

• Seamless double-needle collar

• Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems

• Taped neck and shoulders for long-lasting wear

• Preshrunk jersey knit to help maintain shape

🧵 Fabric & Materials

• Solid colours: 100% cotton

• Ash Grey: 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester

• Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester

• Heather colours: 50% cotton, 50% polyester

✨ Why you’ll love it

• Clean, dictionary-style design that won’t date

• Subtle Jersey humour, done properly

• Part of the Jersey Dictionary collection

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